Christmas of 1957
Walking
home from 7th grade at Christmas recess was a lesson I might never
have learned in school. Ronnie, Harry & I were free for two whole
weeks and were anticipating the whole Christmas thing. We were
in-fact, junior high school punks with delusions of exploded
self-worth that alluded to descriptions like “steel nerves” and
“untouchable”. So, there we were on June Avenue, after just having
trespassed through someone’s yard, and on down the hill for the
umpteenth time. The world was our oyster and now coming into view, so
were those Christmas tree bulbs on the man’s tree outside his
house. We ran up to the tree and began unscrewing them and stuffing
our pockets. We had the tree about 3/4 stripped when the man came
running out of his house to get his bulbs back. He proceeded with the
standard threats which included calling Chief of Police Percy Ervin.
Now old Percy, was squarely in his element when dealing with young
vagabonds
like ourselves. This was the kind of police work he was well known
for. This and directing traffic with those white gloves of his,
specialties that precluded his solving the ax murder of a cab driver
on Scudder Avenue, just two years prior. But that’s another story.
Oh, yeah, back to this
story...so this guy added a new twist; he wanted our names. Ronnie
told him his name was Freddy Piercey and Harry told him his name was
Rowland Kitchel. Boy those guys were good at lying on their feet! I
was the last to respond and the least creative. Duh, I gave the guy
my real name and wished that I could have come up with a good lie
like those guys did. He told us that he was going to notify our
parents. It seemed that Freddy & Rowland’s parents would be
getting an earful, while
my two cohorts Ronnie & Harry got
off
Scott-free. That left only me to contemplate the impending “coal in
my stocking” Christmas. We gave the guy his bulbs back and parted
ways, all of us with long faces, but as soon as we were out of sight,
I was the only one left with a long face. I was worried that Dad and
Percy Ervin would team up and give me the old one-two punch. Maybe
they would “send me up the river” and I’d have to learn to make
license plates. I was always worried about having to make license
plates and getting a JD card (storied
to be a Juvenile Detention ID).
For me, Christmas this year was ruined and it was all my fault for
being part of that stupid caper. If only I could turn the clock back
and start over. Now this must have occurred around the 21st day of
December as Christmas recess usually started on or about that date.
This left roughly 4 days for me to worry about the consequences of my
misbehavior. What would I do in the meantime to survive this
emotionally? Should I level with Dad? Nah, that was a bad choice.
Call Chief Percy Ervin? No, even worse! I guess the only thing left
was to consult with my adviser, older brother Steve. I could tell him
things like that and he wouldn't judge. He advised me not to worry
about it and that the guy would never call Dad or Percy anyway. Steve
knew about things like that, having forged the way before me. I
decided to take Steve’s advice and when Christmas Day arrived, it
was as though the caper had never happened. Now, looking back I hope
the guy never contacted Mr. Piercey, or Mrs. Kitchel either. I can
just see Freddy and Rowland trying to explain that they were never
part of this caper. It’s interesting how the initial impact of
certain life’s events diminish as we grow older. This little caper
was over 60
years ago. Now, after having experienced a myriad of life’s events
in the last 70
plus years and most recently having survived my most difficult
trials; two catastrophic strokes and a battle with cancer, I can look
back on this little caper with a warm chuckle and know that this was
no
more than a speed bump.
Still, these little vignettes of life are cherished, and remembered.
They’re
the building blocks of who we are. I have called upon this event and
similar ones of the past when searching for the wisdom of
perspective.
Merry Christmas, Dave. No lumps of coal for you♥️
ReplyDeleteNo, but I came close!
DeleteHi Dave, I always enjoy your stories. You do a great job placing the reader at the scene. Today's story is close to home literally. I was born, raised and still live on June Ave next door to the scene of the crime.
DeleteThanks, Paul. Your house on June Ave. is quite an amazing coincidence! Back in '57, June Ave. was a dead end. The scene of the crime was the last house on the left.
DeleteNice local color in this story! Being decades old makes even more enjoyable 🙋♀️. Thank you have a great Christmas 🎄
ReplyDeleteThank you.
ReplyDeleteWell, thank you for this trip back to 1957. My heartbeat, just a little faster with the anticipation of the end of this story. Who knows where you would be today if you were judged to be a JD!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Sandy. Sixty-six years later, I'm privileged to be able to wish you a joyous holiday season and not have to do it from a cell!
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